Longer Funny Christmas Poem Puppies' Christmas ~ Anon It's the day before Christmas And all through the house The puppies are squeaking An old rubber mouse. The wreath which had merrily Hung on the door Is scattered in pieces All over the floor. The stockings that hung In a neat little row Now boast a hole in Each one of the toes. Enjoy Christmas is my joy and greatest cheer, After dropping my gifts I shout ho! Ho! Ho! With a belly full of wipe cream! On the side note, these funny. Christmas poems aim to make someone or whoever to laugh and smile, not to offend. When shared right, this will surely give fun to someone’s Christmas.
Dec 06, · Break the ice with a funny Shel Silverstein poem when you host the in-laws for Christmas dinner. Bust a rhyme when feelings are on the verge of getting hurt during the annual family Christmas games marathon. And you can even pair these poems with Christmas puns or wonderful Merry Christmas wishes in your cards for loved ones. Nov 15, · We Hope You Will Have The Best Choice About Top Free Funny Christmas Poems For Adults When You Want To Make Somebody Suprise: Some Say Reindeer Can’t Fly To Rooftops And Holidays Don’t Happen In The Seas. They Say The Sky Is Up, The Ocean Down.
Nov 07, · Short Funny Christmas Poem, Snowball featuring small Santa Short Poems to Say Thanks for the Christmas Gift with Humor Also if you are sending some wishing cards to your friends and relatives and want to make him or her laugh, just pick a silly but short Christmas poem and write it on your greeting card.